![]() From the critically acclaimed dramas A Beautiful Mind (2001) and Apollo 13 (1995) to the hit comedies Parenthood (1989) and Splash (1984), he has created some of Hollywood's most memorable films. Opie: I’m gonna make Mayberry what it once was: wholesome, virtuous! I know it’s a big job, but America’s gotta have somethin’ to believe in.Academy Award-winning filmmaker Ron Howard is one of this generation's most popular directors. Opie: Now, Gomer, you get yourself back in that closet, or you get outta town! Opie: You better remember it, Aunt Bea!īarney: That’s right, you better remember it! Opie: I told you I couldn’t recognize you! Hey, Otis! Now, Aunt Bea, I want you to get yourself back in that little kitchen, and I want you to bake me the biggest….Īunt Bea: Oh, drop dead! I don’t remember the recipe! Opie: Otis, within the next 24 hours, the sexiest thing I wanna see in this shop had better be a bottle of Old Spice. Opie: Thanks, Pa! Gimme that gun, Barney.īarney: Here ya go. And if that doesn’t work, ball up your fists and hit ’em upside the head! How do you think I kept Aunt Bea in line? You wanna get people over to your side, do what I did! Talk to ’em, reason with ’em. They took my gun!Īndy: Aw, a gun never solved anything. I came back to clean up Mayberry, but I can’t. Opie: Pa! Pa, is that you? I need your help. ![]() He’d know what to do.Īndy: What’s the matter, Ope? You got a problem? Either you accept Mayberry right now or I’m gonna have to waste you. Gomer: Hey, Ope! If y’all come up to the garage, I’ll show you my dipstick!īarney: Look, Ope. Opie: Barney! What the heck is goin’ on here?īarney: Well, Mayberry’s grown up! Oh, and I see that you have, too! You know, I could use a good man like yourself to make collections.Īunt Bea: Ooo, the girls would just love to see some new blood around the house! They’d just gobble up a young stud like you! Gomer: You get your hands on the counter there. Look at this! That’s awful! įloyd: Hey, that’s not necessary to pull that down. We might as well start with this place, too. This town’s goin’ back to the way it was, even if I have to scrape every last bit of scum off the sidewalks with my own hands. Opie: That’s enough, Floyd! Now all of you, listen up! I don’t care if times have changed. If I had my way, I would cut your throat. You’re getting your hair cut by a Negro, boy. He used to make me walk around Mayberry wearin’ whiteface. Opie: Aunt Bea, that’s disgusting! And Floyd, Floyd, what’s happened to you? You’re…what, you’re…įloyd: I’m black, genius. Well, turns out people were tired of havin’ to drive up to Mount Pilot every time they wanted to get some tail. Your damn father didn’t leave much for me to live on, so I rounded up Thelma Lou and a couple of the girls and I started a local business. What happened to this town, Aunt Bea?Īunt Bea: Well, times change, runt. Three years dreamin’ o’ orange pop, fishin’ and apple pie. Nah, I spent three years in a rat cage in Kwang Tree. Otis: Floyd, ya gotta help me! I need a fix!įloyd: Otis, you shut up and sit down! Now, that was a haircut and a shave, and, oh, a party doll. A cesspool of vice, where pleasure is cheap, and life is cheaper.įloyd: Here you go. and with its protector gone, Mayberry went bad! Mayberry, 1982. But then, Sheriff Taylor was killed in a fishing accident. ![]() ![]() A quiet paradise of warmth, hospitality, and law and order.
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